He-Mouse and I, as you know, have been under some heavy effing stress. We have basically been eating cheese and watching Army Wives on a loop, so we joined one of those massage places. Usually we go together, but today he went on his own, to be massaged by Tom.He-Mouse: I want to go to massage together next time.
Mouse: Oh?
He-Mouse: Yeah. I like the couples room, cause then there's some female energy in there.
Mouse: Ha ha ha.
He-Mouse: It's different when it's JUST ME AND TOM.
Mouse: ((giggling uncontrollably))
He-Mouse: And then he gets the lube out, and it goes squish...
Mouse: You mean the lotion, right?
He-Mouse: Whatever. Squish squish squish.
(Pause)
He-Mouse: At least at the end he said "Go, Giants."
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My gosh you guys are cute:).
I didn't know there were massage places you could join!
I've never done a couples massage. It sounds like you guys have them in a room with other couples?
I love it when you share these conversations.
@rachel Couples massage just means you and the dude and two massage therapists in the same room...we do Massage Envy, which is okay if you find a good person!
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