And now, a card, transcribed verbatim, from He-Mouse's tiny, 82-year-old grandma:
***
Dear He-Mouse and Mouse
Got your card, and it made
me cry. I do love Grandpa very very much
I have a lot to be thankful for
having him. My grandfather
told me way back
to never go to bed angry at one
another. We always kiss at bed
time and tell each how much
we love each other. You know
He-Mouse there hasn't been any
sex for years. Since Grandpa had
prostate removed with cancer.
We don't have to have sex and
still love each other. It's just
being close. We have never
had a real argument or a
shouting match. We didn't get
married for all of that stuff.
Love,
Grandma
***
Obviously everybody over at my house will be talking about this for awhile.
I love how it's going along all Hallmark, and then, WHAM, sex.
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Gotta love Grandmas. :)
So adorable! But I don't know how I would cope if my grandparents ever talked to me about their sex life ...
We basically went with hysterical laughter. And then He-Mouse called his mom and read it to her, and she totally lost her shit giggling.
So sweet but also very ... informative. Hee hee.
My goodness, that is adorable. Even Mr Ninja thought it was awfully sweet when I read it to him.
Well that's just like a punch to the gut and a hug to the heart.
Grandma, grandma, grandma SEX, grandma grandma...
I think this needs to be framed.
That's just the best thing I've read EVER.
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